
~BloggeR~
nothin much happen, just now chating wit kl TheMan, tj the PEST hehe and xf cutie
hopefully i can go to shawn party >.< xf look alike lonely. . . nvm later i force her
to go out wkakaka, every1 seem to be working only me not working sob sob
nvm lor i enjoy life 1st hehe, but now im broke sob sob. chinese newyear fast come la ~~
~FuNNy~
Here’s another question I have. How come when it’s us, it’s an abortion, and when it’s a chicken, it’s an omelette? Are we so much better than chickens all of a sudden? When did this happen, that we passed chickens in goodness. Name 6 ways we’re better than chickens. See, nobody can do it! You know why? ‘Cause chickens are decent people. You don’t see chickens hanging around in drug gangs, do you? No, you don’t see a chicken strapping some guy into a chair and hooking up his nuts to a car battery, do you? When’s the last chicken you heard about come home from work and beat the shit out of his hen, huh? Doesn’t happen, ’cause chickens are decent people.
On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily lying down.
What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.
The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won’t get much sleep.
~InFo~lol dont askme where to get, just enjoy :D



15 comments:
swt..wat makes u think im lonely....
hmm i can think of one reason.
we eat chickens. XD
hehe if u not then come wit us lar :D
omg suddenlly my com became soo lagg lar >.<""
xf lonely ke? nvm, im not single but still available..=X
hahah...sweep eli n xf together,they gud frens can tolerate
LOL ELIE !!! xD xD xD main kayu tiga LOL !!! xD
btw why today's jokes so lame wan ? lucky we haf mario to turn it downside up lolz xD
andy is only pro in sweeping naive, young and innocent little girls ... devilish women like elie n xf he got problem abit LOLOL !!
ah so andy is a professional pedophile ah?
tak mahu lar...eli...nanti dom mari belasah saya......haha
ehh xf, ya edi got patrick da starfish la LOLOL
erm..who's patrcik the starfish?..
a soft toy LOL ZHA DOU LEH !?
lol spam my blog haha
the jokes lame meh...
ok lar i go find something more funny hehe mario u should be in my side mah
zzz :P help me insult wp my skill not as good as urs yet :P
wakekeke...i main kayu tiga wit xF nvm de.........xD
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