ZZzzz StuPiD Big Brother zzzZZZ

haizzz tdy cant open computer... my big bro lock everything in computer zzzz
even my own keylogger cant enter >.<, then must use last tech lor
go hack my own computer >.<"" it take me 2 hour to unlock everything haizzz
soo wasting time LAR zzz i cant figure out the password for the locker
so i hack system data and delete it >.<
lol he sure gonna be mad i deleted all his protection haha
anyways its his fault... not mine.... sobs T.T

last week go to Kok Loon celebration xD very nice, got yenhan, eli and xf , kok loon
me, AND SIM SIM xD sobs she look very tired T.T, the food was ok kinda nice
and can REFILL haha eli damn SHOCK haha btw i like eli T-Shirt very nice
and stylist xD, then after go back we go to SIMSIM house hehe
i LOVE her dogg lar...., like big fat pillow haha, but its smells....
and i go touch it and simsim scold me haha she say it havent take
bath for a weeks >.< lolx
then every go back and after send xf to her house
me and kl go mamak sit for half hour..... sobs the plan is to sit until 1 hour
but my mom call eli and eli call xf and xf call kl LOLx SRRY ya guys gurls
i hope eli and xf have a nice week in Singapore xD
oh ya... when in mamak kl told me spooky story xD haha interesting story!!
but .. never happen to me lar... sobs xD

lolx nah give u guys and gurls some lame jokes xD haha

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Why did the chicken ever cross the road? Here are the responses of some well known people...

KINDERGARTEN TEACHER:

To get to the other side.

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PLATO:

For the greater good.

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ARISTOTLE:

It is the nature of chickens to cross roads.

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KARL MARX:

It was a historical inevitability.

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TIMOTHY LEARY:

Because that's the only trip the establishment would let it take.

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SADDAM HUSSEIN:

This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.

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JACK NICHOLSON:

'cause it f___ing wanted to. That's the f___ing reason.

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RONALD REAGAN:

I forget.

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CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK:

To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.

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HIPPOCRATES:

Because of an excess of phlegm in its pancreas.

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ANDERSEN CONSULTANT:

Deregulation of the chicken's side of the road was threatening its dominant market position. The chicken was faced with significant challenges to create and develop the competencies required for the newly competitive market. Andersen Consulting, in a partnering relationship with the client, helped the chicken by rethinking its physical distribution strategy and implementation processes. Using the Poultry Integration Model (PIM), Andersen helped the chicken use its skills, methodologies, knowledge, capital and experiences to align the chicken's people, processes and technology in support of its overall strategy within a Program Management framework. Andersen Consulting convened a diverse cross-spectrum of road analysts and best chickens along with Anderson consultants with deep skills in the transportation industry to engage in a two-day itinerary of meetings in order to leverage their personal knowledge capital, both tacit and explicit, and to enable them to synergise with each other in order to achieve the implicit goals of delivering and successfully architecting and implementing an enterprise-wide value framework across the continuum of poultry cross-median processes. The meeting was held in a park-like setting, enabling and creating an impactful environment which was strategically based, industry-focussed, and built upon a consistent, clear, and unified market message and aligned with the chicken's mission, vision, and core values. This was conducive towards the creation of a total business integration solution. Andersen Consulting helped the chicken change to become more successful.

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LOUIS FARRAKHAN:

The road, you see, represents the black man. The chicken 'crossed' the black man in order to trample him and keep him down.

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MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.:

I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives being called into question.

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MOSES:

And God came down from the Heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.

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FOX MULDER:

You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens have to cross the road before you believe it?

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RICHARD M. NIXON:

The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did NOT cross the road.

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MACHIAVELLI:

The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares why? The end of crossing the road justifies whatever motive there was.

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JERRY SEINFELD:

Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask, What the heck was this chicken doing walking around all over the place, anyway?"

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FREUD:

The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.

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BILL GATES:

I have just released the new Chicken Office 2000, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook.

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BILL CLINTON:

I'm going to say something important. And I'll say it again to make sure you understand. I did not have sexual relations with that chicken. I did not.

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OLIVER STONE:

The question is not, "Why did the chicken cross the road?" Rather, it is, "Who was crossing the road at the same time, whom we overlooked in our haste to observe the chicken crossing?"

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DARWIN:

Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically disposed to cross roads.

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EINSTEIN:

Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.

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BUDDHA:

Asking this question denies your own chicken nature.

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RALPH WALDO EMERSON:

The chicken did not cross the road .. it transcended it.

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ERNEST HEMINGWAY:

To die. In the rain.

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COLONEL SANDERS:

I missed one?

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~Meaw~

~InFo~
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TODAY SPECIAL EVENT ~~~

well tdy is the day im gona tell my BIGGESTs SECRETs OFs ALLs TIMEs haha
well only tdy im gona skip my funny section for picture because its to important to me T.T
AND im only gonna open the link for 3 DAYs!!!! hope u all dont miss it, the link are
at the side of this post plss open ur speaker loudly because im also
making a VIDEO with sound and confessed all my sins xD
enjoy

NextUpdate is about kok loon birthday dinner and simsim cute doggy haha

and for coming soon list is i will try to post my picture wit PUNK hair style
because im gonna cut it soon~

Sick Notes

These are real notes written by parents in a Tennessee school district...(spellings have been left intact.)

1. My son is under a doctor's care and should not take PE today. Please execute him.

2. Please exkuce lisa for being absent she was sick and i had her shot.

3. Dear school: please ecsc's john being absent on jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32 and also 33.

4. Please excuse gloria from jim today. She is administrating.

5. Please excuse roland from p.e. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.

6. John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.

7. Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part.

8. Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins.

9. Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side.

10. Please excuse ray friday from school. He has very loose vowels.

11. Please excuse pedro from being absent yesterday. He had (diahre, dyrea, direathe), the sh**s. [note: words in ( )'s were crossed out] .

12. Please excuse tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea, and his boots leak.

13. Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.

14. Please excuse jimmy for being.It was his father's fault.

15. I kept billie home because she had to go christmas shopping because i don't know what size she wear.

16. Please excuse jennifer fo! R missing school yesterday. We
forgot to get the sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it monday. We thought it was sunday.

17. Sally won't be in school a week from friday. We have to attend her funeral.

18. My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend with the marines.

19. Ple ase excuse jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well.

20. Please excuse mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.

21. Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover.

22. Please excuse brenda. She has been sick and under the doctor.

23. Maryann was absent december 11-16, because she had a fever,sore throat, headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick,fever an sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn't the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be something going around, her father even got hot last night.

Now we know why parents are screaming for better education for our kids!

~FrienDs4EvaR~
~Meaw~

~InFo~
lol dont askme where to get, just enjoy :D

NeW UgLy Picture ~.~

well nothing much happening xD
watching OperaShow now lolx i love~ that show haha
and later must watch AmericanIdol and HEROS lolx
in american idol I LOVE MeLinDa DooLittle
SHE ROCK!!!! her voice is like an angel hehe
even though she not pretty but i really love her voice xD
MELINDA U ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! haha
oh ya juts met a guy from holland, hi there :D
i dint get ur name ...lol srry, comment my blogg ok xD
u can call me andy or lengchai lolx haha

Chyn GAmBaTe on ur Mapling, btw when u mapling... i want give u 1m and item lar.... T.T
my money now 33m liao.... donno what to buy de...
if u need anything tell me ok, if u online i want give u maple staff and maple lama staff
and other really nice item, i have all maple item now...

i think im gonna cut my hair... very soon.... T.T
oh ya 1 more thing... TengJien....i want borow ur war craft CD lar hehe xD

muack love u guys :D

Test to get into heaven

One day, a teacher, a garbage man and a lawyer all die and go to Heaven.
St. Peter is there, and when they get to the gate, St Peter informs them that there will be a test to get into Heaven. They each will have to answer one question.
So he asked the teacher, “What was the name of the ship that hit an iceberg and sunk with all its passengers?”
The teacher without hestitation replies, “The Titanic.”
St Peter lets him through the gate. St Peter turns to the garbage man, and, figuring that Heaven doesn’t really need all the stink this guy would bring in decided to make te question tougher: “How many people were on the ship?”
Taking a guess, the garbage man said, “1228.”
Surprised, St. Peter exclaims, “That happens to be right! Go ahead.”
St Peter turns to the lawyer: “Name them.”

My Brother is....
A guy walked into a bar one day and said to the barman, "Give me six double vodkas."

The barman says, "Wow! you must have had one hell of a day."

"Yes, I've just found out my older brother is gay."

The next day, the same guy came into the bar and asked for the same drinks. When the bartender asked what the problem was today the answer came back, "I've just found out that my younger brother is gay too!"

On the third day, the guy came into the bar and ordered another six double vodkas. The bartender said, "Jesus! Doesn't anybody in your family like women?"

The man downed the first drink and shook his head, "Yeah, my wife!"

~FrienDs4EvaR~
~Meaw~

~InFo~
lol dont askme where to get, just enjoy :D

Light Kepper ROCK!!! haha

lol this morning go play dota at cc, at 1st kena own like siaw, stupid spider.... lol
i go 1on1 use spider vs silencer, then he buy orb.....(lol forget the name, item to
see invisible hero ) then keep hiting me and finally die LOL
then go to second game get light kepper... lol i tot gonna die but, im owning lol
get 1st blood when lvl 4 haha kill drow :Pand treant at low lvl then high lvl help lina
hunt ppl xD but help lina hard to get kill...... in the end lina owning like mad lol
then go back take buss and met friend, ... forget his name lol
everytimes i go take buss sure meet some1 i know.....zzzz donno lucky or unlucky lolx
then just now rebecca ask me go help her do project lol sejarah project and im became
her subject xD then we chitchat for an hour then i go cc lol

These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.

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ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.

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ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth?
WITNESS: July 18th.
ATTORNEY: What year?
WITNESS: Every year.

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ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.

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ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget.
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?

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ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the on e living with you?
WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can’t remember which.
ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you?
WITNESS: Forty-five years.

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ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS: He said, “Where am I, Cathy?”
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Terry.

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ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo?
WITNESS: We both do.
ATTORNEY: Voodoo?
WITNESS: We do.
ATTORNEY: You do?
WITNESS: Yes, voodoo.

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ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn’t know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?

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ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS: Uh, he’s twenty-one.

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ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Would you repeat the question?

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ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: Uh…

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ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?

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ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death.
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?

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ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?

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ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.

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ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on deadpeople?
WITNESS: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.

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ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral.

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ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy on him!

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ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
WITNESS: Huh?

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This is Number one
ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my de sk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law!

~FrienDs4EvaR~
~Meaw~

~InFo~
lol dont askme where to get, just enjoy :D

lolx and sad....

lolx srry chyn :P very busy lar hehe
result not soo good wanna cry liao.....
then last week in maple i spend more than 10m buying item
at FM waa waaa want cry liaaaoooo >.<
lucky got good thing happen lol
hehe own meng hon and mal 2 vs 1 in DOTA whakaka :P
then kena own by other cc player lolx
then day before that go kaikai wit rachel , james and vincen
not soooo bad lor the trip.. lolx feel pity of that guys.. nvm that ...:P
oh ya i brought new guitar liao.....T.T finally lol
my dad brought it , now dom cant skrue me liao whaha
err.... who is jeremy.... >.< i really forget lar.. srry srry :P

How to write a paper in college/university:

1. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well lit place in front of your computer.

2. Log onto MSN and ICQ (be sure to go on away!). Check your email.

3. Read over the assignment carefully, to make certain you understand it.

4. Walk down to the vending machines and buy some chocolate to help you concentrate.

5. Check your email.

6. Call up a friend and ask if he/she wants to go to grab a coffee. Just to get settled down and ready to work.

7. When you get back to your room, sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a clean, well lit place.

8. Read over the assignment again to make absolutely certain you understand it.

9. Check your email.

10. You know, you haven't written to that kid you met at camp since fourth grade. You'd better write that letter now and get it out of the way so you can concentrate.

11. Look at your teeth in the bathroom mirror.

12. Grab some mp3z off of kazaa.

13. Check your email. ANY OF THIS SOUND FAMILIAR YET?!

14. MSN chat with one of your friends about the future. (ie summer plans).

15. Check your email.

16. Listen to your new mp3z and download some more.

17. Phone your friend on the other floor and ask if she's started writing yet. Exchange derogatory emarks about your prof, the
course, the college, the world at large.

18. Walk to the store and buy a pack of gum. You've probably run out.

19. While you've got the gum you may as well buy a magazine and read it.

20. Check your email.

21. Check the newspaper listings to make sure you aren't missing something truly worthwhile on TV.

22. Play some solitare (or age of legends!).

23. Check out bored.com.

24. Wash your hands.

25. Call up a friend to see how much they have done, probably haven't started either.

26. Look through your housemate's book of pictures from home. Ask who everyone is.

27. Sit down and do some serious thinking about your plans for the future.

28. Check to see if bored.com has been updated yet.

29. Check your email and listen to your new mp3z.

30. You should be rebooting by now, assuming that windows is crashing on schedule.

31. Read over the assignment one more time, just for heck of it.

32. Scoot your chair across the room to the window and watch the sunrise.

33. Lie face down on the floor and moan.

34. Punch the wall and break something.

35. Check your email.

36. Mumble obscenities.

37. 5am - start hacking on the paper without stopping. 6am -paper is finished.

38. Complain to everyone that you didn't get any sleep because you had to write that stupid paper.

39. Go to class, hand in paper, and leave right away so you can take a nap.

lolx this time not very funny haha next 1 will be better :D

~FrienDs4EvaR~
~Meaw~

~InFo~
lol dont askme where to get, just enjoy :D

Maple again..... xD

lol i start playing maplesea again xD now lvl 42 ... and i get Diao Chan Sword again xD
haha lucky me, that sword is one of a kind, kind da super rare :P, but now i play without hack 100% lol any1 playing maple at cass tell me ok , so we can chat around on maple :D
oh ya GoodLuck SUPERCHYNTIA on ur driving test :D
and if dom read this post well srry lol my phone expired so cant reply ur sms maybe tml
evening i will use my mom phone reply u or just chat here lar... :D

lol want show u guys and gurl something :D

enjoy the laugh :D

I, the penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:

• I do physical labour
• I work at great depths
• I work head first
• I do not get RDO's, weekends off or public holidays
• I work in a damp environment
• I don't get paid overtime or shift penalties
• I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation
• I work in high temperatures
• My work exposes me to contagious diseases

Response from the administration:

After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:

• You do not work 8 hours straight
• You fall asleep on the job after brief work periods
• You do not always follow the orders of the management team
• You do not stay in your allocated position, and often visit other areas
• You take a lot of non-rostered breaks
• You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working
• You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift
• You don't always observe OH&S measures, such as wearing the correct protective outfits
• You don't wait till pension age before retiring
• You don't like working double shifts
• You sometimes leave your allocated position before you have completed the day's work
• And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and leaving the work place carrying 2 suspicious looking bags

~FrienDs4EvaR~
~Meaw~

~InFo~
lol dont askme where to get, just enjoy :D

lol found this on the net while chit chating wit friend :P

very funny hahaha, anyways last week was very busy, visit grandpa, aunt, friends
lol yesterday kena own in cs by my bro then play dota i own him 4 times in the row
haha, oh ya thx yenhan for the choc it taste like choc xD



THEY'RE MADE OUT OF MEAT

by Terry Bisson

"They're made out of meat."

"Meat?"

"Meat. They're made out of meat."

"Meat?"

"There's no doubt about it. We picked up several from different parts of the planet, took them aboard our recon vessels, and probed them all the way through. They're completely meat."

"That's impossible. What about the radio signals? The messages to the stars?"

"They use the radio waves to talk, but the signals don't come from them. The signals come from machines."

"So who made the machines? That's who we want to contact."

"They made the machines. That's what I'm trying to tell you. Meat made the machines."

"That's ridiculous. How can meat make a machine? You're asking me to believe in sentient meat."

"I'm not asking you, I'm telling you. These creatures are the only sentient race in that sector and they're made out of meat."

"Maybe they're like the orfolei. You know, a carbon-based intelligence that goes through a meat stage."

"Nope. They're born meat and they die meat. We studied them for several of their life spans, which didn't take long. Do you have any idea what's the life span of meat?"

"Spare me. Okay, maybe they're only part meat. You know, like the weddilei. A meat head with an electron plasma brain inside."

"Nope. We thought of that, since they do have meat heads, like the weddilei. But I told you, we probed them. They're meat all the way through."

"No brain?"

"Oh, there's a brain all right. It's just that the brain is made out of meat! That's what I've been trying to tell you."

"So ... what does the thinking?"

"You're not understanding, are you? You're refusing to deal with what I'm telling you. The brain does the thinking. The meat."

"Thinking meat! You're asking me to believe in thinking meat!"

"Yes, thinking meat! Conscious meat! Loving meat. Dreaming meat. The meat is the whole deal! Are you beginning to get the picture or do I have to start all over?"

"Omigod. You're serious then. They're made out of meat."

"Thank you. Finally. Yes. They are indeed made out of meat. And they've been trying to get in touch with us for almost a hundred of their years."

"Omigod. So what does this meat have in mind?"

"First it wants to talk to us. Then I imagine it wants to explore the Universe, contact other sentiences, swap ideas and information. The usual."

"We're supposed to talk to meat."

"That's the idea. That's the message they're sending out by radio. 'Hello. Anyone out there. Anybody home.' That sort of thing."

"They actually do talk, then. They use words, ideas, concepts?"
"Oh, yes. Except they do it with meat."

"I thought you just told me they used radio."

"They do, but what do you think is on the radio? Meat sounds. You know how when you slap or flap meat, it makes a noise? They talk by flapping their meat at each other. They can even sing by squirting air through their meat."

"Omigod. Singing meat. This is altogether too much. So what do you advise?"

"Officially or unofficially?"

"Both."

"Officially, we are required to contact, welcome and log in any and all sentient races or multibeings in this quadrant of the Universe, without prejudice, fear or favor. Unofficially, I advise that we erase the records and forget the whole thing."

"I was hoping you would say that."

"It seems harsh, but there is a limit. Do we really want to make contact with meat?"

"I agree one hundred percent. What's there to say? 'Hello, meat. How's it going?' But will this work? How many planets are we dealing with here?"

"Just one. They can travel to other planets in special meat containers, but they can't live on them. And being meat, they can only travel through C space. Which limits them to the speed of light and makes the possibility of their ever making contact pretty slim. Infinitesimal, in fact."

"So we just pretend there's no one home in the Universe."

"That's it."

"Cruel. But you said it yourself, who wants to meet meat? And the ones who have been aboard our vessels, the ones you probed? You're sure they won't remember?"

"They'll be considered crackpots if they do. We went into their heads and smoothed out their meat so that we're just a dream to them."

"A dream to meat! How strangely appropriate, that we should be meat's dream."

"And we marked the entire sector unoccupied."

"Good. Agreed, officially and unofficially. Case closed. Any others? Anyone interesting on that side of the galaxy?"

"Yes, a rather shy but sweet hydrogen core cluster intelligence in a class nine star in G445 zone. Was in contact two galactic rotations ago, wants to be friendly again."

"They always come around."

"And why not? Imagine how unbearably, how unutterably cold the Universe would be if one were all alone ..."

the end

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~Meaw~

~InFo~
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Blogger~~~ ( tdy no pic lazy to find :D )

HaPPyChIneSeNewYeaR to every12345678 :D
nothin much happening just gf suddenly cry for no reason....
>.<>.<" sure somebody bully her .... gonna talk to her later when im free.... SomeThingToLearn~~~ ( be ur self )

Fourteen Things That It Took Me Over 50 Years To Learn—by Dave Barry

1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

2. If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be "meetings."

3. There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."

4. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.

5. You should not confuse your career with your life.

6. Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.

7. Never lick a steak knife.

8. The most destructive force in the universe is gossip.

9. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time.

10. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.

11. There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age eleven.

12. The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above-average drivers.

13. A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person. (This is very important. Pay attention. It never fails.)

14. Your friends love you anyway. Thought for the day: Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.

~NoLoveForMeNow~
~Meaw~

~InFo~
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VALENTINE

~~VALENTINE FULL OF LOVE~~

love this year valentine haha soo sweet :D
i dint manage to blogg yesterday and valentine day
kind da busy :D
anyways nothin much happen :P

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Dodododo

~BloGGer~
Nothin uch happen just something weird happen
yesterday receive a mail from mississippi and say
interested in me >.<"" BAKA!!! What tHe HacK how come my email
add can go to other country and that person have my PIC WTF!!!
this yahoo... cant be trusted liao >.<" then yesterday i reply that
person and ask who give my email and pic.... and he say some1 from lovefinder or something like that zzzzz internet is not a safe plc..... the tdy receive another mail..... i think im gonna change my yahoo mail if im free :(
sob i kind da like my mail got pro !!! lol
then tdy guitar class was ok not that bad and im kind da get better :D
and tdy internet SUCK soo laggY!!

~FuNNy~

HOW TO TICK PEOPLE OFF

1. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.
2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors."
3. Specify that your drive-through order is "TO-GO."
4. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
5. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
6. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."
7. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what you think."
8. Practice making fax and modem noises.
9. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc" them to your boss.
10. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
11. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophesy."
12. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears and grimacing.
13. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.
14. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
15. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."
16. Staple pages in the middle of the page.
17. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a croaking noise.
18. Honk and wave to strangers.
19. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints at the cash register.
20. TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
21. type only in lowercase.
22. dont use any punctuation either
23. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
24. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times.
    "DO YOU HEAR THAT?"
    "What?"
    "Never mind, it's gone now."
25. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
26. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "No, wait, I messed it up," and repeat.
27. Ask people what gender they are.
28. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.
29. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
30. Sing along at the opera.
31. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.
32. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles."

~NoLoveForMeNow~
~Meaw~

~InFo~
lol dont askme where to get, just enjoy :D