i go 1on1 use spider vs silencer, then he buy orb.....(lol forget the name, item to
see invisible hero ) then keep hiting me and finally die LOL
then go to second game get light kepper... lol i tot gonna die but, im owning lol
get 1st blood when lvl 4 haha kill drow :Pand treant at low lvl then high lvl help lina
hunt ppl xD but help lina hard to get kill...... in the end lina owning like mad lol
then go back take buss and met friend, ... forget his name lol
everytimes i go take buss sure meet some1 i know.....zzzz donno lucky or unlucky lolx
then just now rebecca ask me go help her do project lol sejarah project and im became
her subject xD then we chitchat for an hour then i go cc lol
These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.
ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.
ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth?
WITNESS: July 18th.
ATTORNEY: What year?
WITNESS: Every year.
ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget.
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?
ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the on e living with you?
WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can’t remember which.
ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you?
WITNESS: Forty-five years.
ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS: He said, “Where am I, Cathy?”
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Terry.
ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo?
WITNESS: We both do.
ATTORNEY: Voodoo?
WITNESS: We do.
ATTORNEY: You do?
WITNESS: Yes, voodoo.
ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn’t know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS: Uh, he’s twenty-one.
ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Would you repeat the question?
ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: Uh…
ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death.
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on deadpeople?
WITNESS: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.
ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral.
ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy on him!
ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
WITNESS: Huh?
This is Number one
ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my de sk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law!
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im still at the island..... not yet at vic.. T.T ur guild kicked me .. T.T
not me ... lol the leader kena hack then all bacame leader.... other ppl kik u, nvm later i invite u again :D
passion k dont worry soon i will make new guild :D
yesterday i just give away item cost 20m++ to friend lolx my bro friend...
u want became what job ? i still have esther and mage stuff, and star but not tobi, tobi give away liao , need to hunt for more
im not used to become rogue.. sesated.. dont know wat to add fro SP n etc. T.T i prefer mage..haih..
i think i'll start again.. wth.. waste my t ime again hahaha...
lolx yeah :D haha, became cleric la :D hehe so can help me lvling lolx
i just lvl this morning now lvl 58 tonight gona lvl to 59 :D haha
im gona play guitar now
lol think me a name if u wan me to be a cleric. XD
i lub guitar.. XDDDD though i dont know how to play..
hehe come my house lor, i teach u the noob song beside swimming pool xD
emmm clreic name ar ... ermmm ermm
lolx SUPERCHYN haha JVLCleRiC, or AthenaChyn, or...SaveTheQueen :P, or... BeautyChyn, or CuTeCleriC lolx
lolz future couple ? amen ...
noob song like wat ? twinkly little star? marry had a little lamb ? this is the noob song u mention ah? T_T
i can only play a few songs which is just the beggining and the rest i dont know. T_T
think better name la.. superchyn, cutecleric =.='' i think i'll put andysguitar XDD
definately when my holiday starts im going to play. Haha make myself lvl.. so noob hard to play...
lol like blackkeys, or ermmm lol i forget the song name !!!
or maybe romantic melody. or something like that lor lolx
ur ID girl la tak kan use andy xD haha need my help on lvling ? lolx i can make u lvl 30 in a day... but can get ban lor lolx
oh ya my char now lvl 62 liao....
8 more lvl to go...
why so fast u lvl? !! T_T I put andystead okay? LOL !!!
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